Sammy Wants

[McGerkey]

Sammy works in cubicle
Wifey is a nasty girl
Every day she starts a fight
Cries himself to sleep at night

Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants-

Sam took vodka, sleeping pills
Hoping that is works and kills
Felt his life fading away
Woke up healthy the next day

Sammy tried to kill himself
Sammy tried to kill himself
Sammy tried to kill himself
Sammy wants-

Sammy bought some rope to hang
Doesn't want to play this game

Sammy's gonna kill himself
Sammy's gonna kill himself
Sammy's gonna kill himself
Sammy wants-

Throws himself off balcony
Wifey will come home and see
Rope he bought was second-rate
Snapped under our dear Sam's weight

Sammy tried to kill himself
Sammy tried to kill himself
Sammy tried to kill himself
Sammy wants-

Broken leg, he cannot run
Goes to store to get a gun
Loads it up, puts it in mouth
Sammy wants to kill himself

Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants-

Sammy thinks his final thought
Curses wifey, takes the shot
Sammy's arm is much too weak
Kick cause bullet go through cheek

Sammy cannot kill himself
Sammy cannot kill himself
Sammy cannot kill himself
Sammy wants-

Hearing gunshot, wifey wakes
Sammy knows just what it takes
Hides in shadows and prepares
Pushes wifey down the stairs

Wifey twitches, shoots her head
Shoots himself, now he is dead
"Can't hurt us no more" he thought
Devil will tell him what he's got

Sammy finally killed himself
Sammy finally killed himself
Sammy finally killed himself
Sammy's got

Sammy sits in dark, hot room
Smells familiar cheap perfume
The worst punishment, he cuncurs
Is to spend eternity with her

Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants to kill himself
Sammy wants-

[PhoenixPhantom]

That was certainly different...

Clever no doubt... different...

[Khaos]

Kind of.... scary too.

[McGerkey]

My attempt at Zevon-esque humor. It's a pretty bad attempt, of course, but I still dig it.

[Khaos]

You tend to make jokes out of very serious things, McGerkey. Sometimes even topics that shouldn't be touched.... I dont know.

I GUESS I can applaud the daringness of it.

[McGerkey]

Topics that shouldn't be touched? Daringness? What the hell are you talking about?

[Tai]

Sometimes, the best way to deal with serious topics is to handle them light-heartedly. I dunno, that's what my Health teacher says...

Khaos, maybe you're taking this too literally? Again, I dunno.

[Khaos]

I guess, but I have been through suicidal problems before with other people, and I just dont find it funny.

[McGerkey]

So the topic shouldn't be touched because you or someone you know has been through it?

That's laughable.

[Khaos]

What I'm trying to say is that there are people out there that gone through bull**** like that and dont want to see it. I mean, jeez, be sympathetic.

[McGerkey]

Sympathetic? Definately not. Unless I'm writing about someone in specific, that you happen to know, you have no right to be offended.

[Khaos]

Ahh, that's where you're wrong. I have all the right in the world. let's just drop this now, before any insults start to fly.

[McGerkey]

Before insults start to fly? Are you assuming that I'm going to start flaming you or something?

If you're going to say something about something I've written, don't make it seems like it's **** because it may offend you.

It's **** because it's poorly written.

[Khaos]

Ahh, dude, I would've thought you were the type to go all offensive on feedback, my bad. First of all, it IS NOT poorly written. Second of all, .. There is no second of all, so just deal with it.

[PhoenixPhantom]

You are an entrepenuer of writing.

For that I applaud you.

[zidane alare]

when will sammy kill himself i want to devour his dead soul mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(licks lips with demon tounge)

[Khaos]

when will sammy kill himself i want to devour his dead soul mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(licks lips with demon tounge)

...What?

[Tai]

You're in too deep, man. Slink away...

[Phoenix]

Your rhyming scheme is quite effective and still provides a powerful piece of literature.